The ipod knows...

Everytime I walk to the station from the flat my ipod shuffle plays Bowie's Heroes.
When I'm on the train approaching London Bridge it, without fail, plays The Bitterest Pill by The Jam.
The ipod knows...

How to spot signs of aging

If you like the Arctic Monkeys you are young.
If you like the Arctic Monkeys but they remind you of Ian Dury and the Blockheads then you are old.
I'm getting old.